Roger is a Fat Bastard

It's Wednesday and Friday is gone. Boy, isn't that a fact? At the risk of offending Skippy (ya little punk), I got to squat to write. It's like how some people like to do their daily reading, or another ritual involving a bran muffin.

Speaking of Bran Muffins, Roger is such a shit. High fiber this, high fiber that, that god damned Doctor is going to make him diabetic, and using it in enemas is just way too sticky!

Jeff sucks.