Fratty Boy Shirt Good

This morning I saw the best t-shirt in the world (barring my Roger Bradley: Homewrecker shirt). A guy walked into the local Ejaculate and Evacuate (Kum'n'Go to those of you not up on the latest lingo) with a pink tee on that said (on the front) "Moustache Rides" and (on the back) "Five Cents". Methinks that's pretty killer. And fratty.

I just love frat boys. Especially with a fine Chianti.

Did you know? Ten out of ten worthless motherfuckers are named Jeff.