Snip It!
Well, the penicillin did wonders, and my Cha-Cha-Dilly and Bungaranamus are feeling much better. I traded in Slavey to my lawyer friend The Captain cause I heard she needed some help around the house.
But that's beside the point: I still have the papers, and no matter what you motherfuckers who "rent" whores have to say, I Own A Homo and You Don't. Naaa-naaa-naaa, Gay Roger!
On other fronts, my Squirrel-Killing car decided to get all Rogery on me and get limp at the last moment, so I've had to borrow an SUV from my friend Tippie.
I intend to do some trolling down towards Missouri soon since it's nearly winter and I don't have any canned hitchhiker put away for the winter.
By the way, I love my Ass. It's so hot. I just love to rub it up against my desk, or the bar. Or a Buffalo Springfield.
Jeff sucks, kind of backwards, like a South-American.
Counter-clockwise.
But that's beside the point: I still have the papers, and no matter what you motherfuckers who "rent" whores have to say, I Own A Homo and You Don't. Naaa-naaa-naaa, Gay Roger!
On other fronts, my Squirrel-Killing car decided to get all Rogery on me and get limp at the last moment, so I've had to borrow an SUV from my friend Tippie.
I intend to do some trolling down towards Missouri soon since it's nearly winter and I don't have any canned hitchhiker put away for the winter.
By the way, I love my Ass. It's so hot. I just love to rub it up against my desk, or the bar. Or a Buffalo Springfield.
Jeff sucks, kind of backwards, like a South-American.
Counter-clockwise.
posted by Cootersnack at 9:46 PM
2 Comments:
Oh, you autoauctions are so sexy. Why don't you come over here and do me?
Sorry, that sexy autoauctions distracted me. What I meant to say Angie, is that, like most bloggers, you're OK but you tend to whine about your life too much. So quit it.
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